Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything, and the one son who had no choice but to keep them all together, it’s Arrested Development.
excuse me where is arrested development i’ve waited teight years isn’t that enough
cadaverousgallant: I’M HONESTLY LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW OMFG sOARIN’ FLYIN’ THERE’S NOT S TAR IN HEAVEN THAT WE CAn”t REACH MY GREATEST FEAR
white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~
a-ckleholic: gtaire: r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager r u ever scared to walk past a group of people even though you are also a people
anglosexual: misandryinhaiku: “women are weaklings!” i’m strong enough to carry your corpse to the woods this haiku is my favorite haiku
canweumqra: I have not received a dress based of my tumblr. I have not received my pin pal. I have not received my character based off my blog. I have not received a picture of the book or the wall you wrote my URL on. I HAVE been lied to.
me: i really can't stay
tumblr: but baby it's social outside
hungarian: it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
314eater: but im not a rapper
anonynaila: subvertcliche: mello-dramatic: Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts. Everyone. I mean it. THIS IS THE BEST POST I HAVE EVER SEEN EVER they really do mean everyone
mathmaticalkrillbits: “No” I whisper softly as I forget to hold in ‘alt’ while reblogging
girl: sir can i go to the toilet
male teacher: no you cannot you know the rules wait until the end of the lesson, how dare you ask such a question when you know that all toilet trips must be taken at breaks and lunch, i can not believe you would jeopardize your education for something that can wait one more hour, you ungrateful child
girl: but im having girl issues
male teacher: omfg go
actualcannibalfeferipeixes: mATH HOMEWORK??? THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS
graceebooks: unfollowing me won’t free you from the chains of capitalism
When is my time gonna come where I made a post like three years ago and people start reblogging it randomly and I can be all like: STOP IT GUYS OMG 4REAL
my tumblr relationships
me: omfg ily i swear we're like long lost twins or something your blog is my life
me: also what is your name
i wanna respect everybodys opinion but some peoples opinions are just so terrible
watchtheskytonight: hightimeslowtides: emilygt: dinosaurs-on-wheels: where can I uninstall my period i think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying loud pop up that doesn’t go away for 18 years omg ah, the geek is strong in this post
raging-woodcock: Girl look at that body, Girl look at that body, Girl look at that body, We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.
SUPERNATURAL FANDOM means FAMILY.
therighteous-cas: luciandtonycometomybad: therighteous-cas: swarmthetelekinetic: pure-purgatory: AND FAMILY MEANS NO ONE GETS LEFT BEHIND. EXCEPT ADAM. GET OUT he cant