Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.
Everyone. I mean it.
THIS IS THE BEST POST
I HAVE EVER SEEN
EVER
they really do mean everyone
“No” I whisper softly as I forget to hold in ‘alt’ while reblogging
- girl: sir can i go to the toilet
- male teacher: no you cannot you know the rules wait until the end of the lesson, how dare you ask such a question when you know that all toilet trips must be taken at breaks and lunch, i can not believe you would jeopardize your education for something that can wait one more hour, you ungrateful child
- girl: but im having girl issues
- male teacher: omfg go
mATH HOMEWORK???
THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS
(Source: patrick-martin-vaughn-stump)
(Source: gabehorn)
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